Does Anyone Else...?

Does anyone else quietly lay their baby into her crib and try to stand up only to find that they have been ensnared by a mobile? Six stuffed fish on string attacking my head, burrowing into my hair, trying to strangle me. This happens to me fairly often.

Does anyone else plan their whole day around clipping their baby's nails? Waiting and carefully plotting for that perfect moment to pounce on those razor sharp talons?

Does anyone else bang their baby's head on the ceiling of the car every time they put her into the car seat? It's true, and I'm not proud of it.